Friends Comebacks

"Thanks for the sound advice, acoustics expert."

"Empathy: my superpower since forever"

"Hope you've packed your sense of direction"

"Or mediocre minds stumble together"

"Nice try, but my legs are firmly attached."

"Time travel called, it wants its greeting back"

"My pinky's got more commitment than most people's entire being."

"And you're a real gem with a scholarship to sass university"

"Challenge accepted, dance partner"

"My enthusiasm has entered the chat."

"Must be my new aquarium cologne"

"Crackalackin' like a smartphone screen"

"Oh, I'm not your therapist's voicemail."

"Challenge accepted, Captain Enthusiasm"

"I'd defend her, but even Wikipedia doesn't accept her as a credible source."

"Apparently, to make your life more complicated."

"Challenge accepted, decision-maker supreme."