Holidays Comebacks

"Is that your festive way of saying hello?"

"Here we go again, another year of questionable life choices."

"World peace... or just a gift card?"

"Prescription for appreciation: one thank you, stat!"

"Eid-ing it up like a boss!"

"Plaid to meet you on this tartan-tastic day!"

"Holy guacamole, it's Holy Saturday!"

"Shh... librarians are reading this."

"Fiesta? More like fie-STAY away from me."

"Holiday season? More like holiday treason."

"Mom: The original life hack"

"Freedom's anniversary, looking sharp!"

"Is it though? Good for whom exactly?"

"Presidential perks without the paperwork"

"Santa must've been on a budget this year."

"Santa's GPS must be malfunctioning, you're early."

"Boxing Day? More like Unboxing Day for my gifts!"

"Wait, is that a typo or are we celebrating a secret holiday?"