Comebacks to "Duh?"
Choose from 50 clever ways to respond when someone says "Duh?" in casual situations. These witty comebacks and sharp replies will help you answer confidently with the perfect response.
"Congratulations on stating the obvious."
"Breaking news: Intelligence just left the chat."
"Your powers of observation are truly astounding."
"Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself?"
"Nobel Prize for Stating the Obvious goes to..."
"Clarity isn't your strongest suit, is it?"
"Allow me to use smaller words next time."
"I'll draw you a diagram if needed."
"Comprehension seems to be a challenge today."
"Let me translate that into 'obvious' for you."
"Oh, brilliant deduction, Sherlock."
"Your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning."
"Wow, rocket science must be so easy for you."
"Thank you for that groundbreaking insight."
"Your eloquence is truly breathtaking."
"Captain Obvious has entered the chat!"
"Did you download your brain from Wikipedia?"
"Genius level: Kindergarten."
"Are you a detective or just really confused?"
"Breaking: Water is wet. News at 11."
"Did thinking hurt? Because it looks exhausting for you."
"I've seen more intelligence in a houseplant."
"Your brain must be lonely, working part-time."
"Evolution clearly took a day off with you."
"Congratulations on proving natural selection wrong."
"An intriguing epistemological observation."
"Your rhetorical strategy invites further discourse."
"Let's unpack the cognitive dissonance here."
"A fascinating demonstration of linguistic ambiguity."
"An emblematic moment of semantic miscommunication."
"Let's try understanding each other better."
"Everyone learns at their own pace."
"I'm happy to help explain things clearly."
"Misunderstandings happen. No worries!"
"We're all learning together."
"Please explain what you mean."
"I don't understand. Can you clarify?"
"What specifically confuses you?"
"Be more specific."
"What are you asking?"
"Banana peels speak fluent quantum physics."
"My pet rock agrees with your confusion."
"Unicorns confirm your mathematical theorem."
"Interdimensional squirrels endorse this message."
"Cosmic marshmallows validate your hypothesis."
"Confused looks are surprisingly attractive on you."
"Want me to explain it over dinner?"
"Misunderstandings look good on you."
"Shall we discuss this more intimately?"
"Your puzzled expression is adorably sexy."
The Art of Comebacks: Style Guide
Choose the perfect comeback style for any situation
Witty Comebacks
Clever wordplay and intelligent humor that shows your quick thinking without being overly harsh.
Sarcastic Responses
Ironic remarks that highlight absurdity with dry humor. Best used with people who understand your sense of humor.
Savage Clapbacks
No-holds-barred responses for when someone has crossed a line. These put people in their place quickly and effectively.
Funny Replies
Lighthearted responses that transform awkward moments into opportunities for laughter and connection.
Clever Responses
Smart responses that demonstrate wit and intelligence, making the other person think twice about what they said.
Intellectual Comebacks
Thoughtful responses that demonstrate knowledge and depth, perfect for shutting down uninformed comments.
Wholesome Replies
Kind but effective replies that defuse tension while still maintaining boundaries in a positive way.
Direct Responses
Straightforward responses that get right to the point without metaphors or wordplay.
Absurd Comebacks
Unexpected and bizarre replies that confuse the other person and completely change the dynamic of the conversation.
Flirty Responses
Playful responses with romantic or suggestive undertones that turn any conversation into an opportunity for connection.