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Comebacks to "Duh?"

Choose from 50 clever ways to respond when someone says "Duh?" in casual situations. These witty comebacks and sharp replies will help you answer confidently with the perfect response.

💡 Witty

"Congratulations on stating the obvious."

#obvious#sarcasm#observation
💡 Witty

"Breaking news: Intelligence just left the chat."

#intelligence#insult#witty
💡 Witty

"Your powers of observation are truly astounding."

#observation#sarcasm#clever
💡 Witty

"Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself?"

#rhetorical#sarcasm#mockery
💡 Witty

"Nobel Prize for Stating the Obvious goes to..."

#award#sarcasm#exaggeration
🧠 Clever

"Clarity isn't your strongest suit, is it?"

#comprehension#insult#intelligence
🧠 Clever

"Allow me to use smaller words next time."

#condescension#explanation#simplification
🧠 Clever

"I'll draw you a diagram if needed."

#visual aid#mockery#explanation
🧠 Clever

"Comprehension seems to be a challenge today."

#intelligence#insult#comprehension
🧠 Clever

"Let me translate that into 'obvious' for you."

#translation#mockery#explanation
😏 Sarcastic

"Oh, brilliant deduction, Sherlock."

#detective#sarcasm#mockery
😏 Sarcastic

"Your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning."

#meta#self-referential#humor
😏 Sarcastic

"Wow, rocket science must be so easy for you."

#rocket science#sarcasm#exaggeration
😏 Sarcastic

"Thank you for that groundbreaking insight."

#groundbreaking#sarcasm#mockery
😏 Sarcastic

"Your eloquence is truly breathtaking."

#eloquence#sarcasm#irony
😂 Funny

"Captain Obvious has entered the chat!"

#obvious#internet humor#meme
😂 Funny

"Did you download your brain from Wikipedia?"

#internet humor#insult#knowledge
😂 Funny

"Genius level: Kindergarten."

#intelligence#mockery#humor
😂 Funny

"Are you a detective or just really confused?"

#detective#confusion#humor
😂 Funny

"Breaking: Water is wet. News at 11."

#news#obvious#humor
🔥 Savage

"Did thinking hurt? Because it looks exhausting for you."

#insult#intelligence#harsh
🔥 Savage

"I've seen more intelligence in a houseplant."

#intelligence#insult#harsh
🔥 Savage

"Your brain must be lonely, working part-time."

#brain#insult#harsh
🔥 Savage

"Evolution clearly took a day off with you."

#evolution#insult#harsh
🔥 Savage

"Congratulations on proving natural selection wrong."

#natural selection#insult#harsh
🎓 Intellectual

"An intriguing epistemological observation."

#philosophical#academic#complex
🎓 Intellectual

"Your rhetorical strategy invites further discourse."

#discourse#academic#intellectual
🎓 Intellectual

"Let's unpack the cognitive dissonance here."

#cognitive#academic#complex
🎓 Intellectual

"A fascinating demonstration of linguistic ambiguity."

#linguistic#academic#complex
🎓 Intellectual

"An emblematic moment of semantic miscommunication."

#semantic#academic#complex
💖 Wholesome

"Let's try understanding each other better."

#understanding#empathy#supportive
💖 Wholesome

"Everyone learns at their own pace."

#learning#patience#supportive
💖 Wholesome

"I'm happy to help explain things clearly."

#helpful#clear#supportive
💖 Wholesome

"Misunderstandings happen. No worries!"

#understanding#positive#supportive
💖 Wholesome

"We're all learning together."

#learning#collective#supportive
👉 Direct

"Please explain what you mean."

#clarification#straightforward#direct
👉 Direct

"I don't understand. Can you clarify?"

#understanding#straightforward#direct
👉 Direct

"What specifically confuses you?"

#specifics#straightforward#direct
👉 Direct

"Be more specific."

#concise#straightforward#direct
👉 Direct

"What are you asking?"

#questioning#straightforward#direct
🤪 Absurd

"Banana peels speak fluent quantum physics."

#surreal#nonsense#random
🤪 Absurd

"My pet rock agrees with your confusion."

#absurd#nonsense#random
🤪 Absurd

"Unicorns confirm your mathematical theorem."

#fantasy#nonsense#random
🤪 Absurd

"Interdimensional squirrels endorse this message."

#bizarre#nonsense#random
🤪 Absurd

"Cosmic marshmallows validate your hypothesis."

#cosmic#nonsense#random
😘 Flirty

"Confused looks are surprisingly attractive on you."

#compliment#playful#romantic
😘 Flirty

"Want me to explain it over dinner?"

#date#playful#romantic
😘 Flirty

"Misunderstandings look good on you."

#attraction#playful#romantic
😘 Flirty

"Shall we discuss this more intimately?"

#intimate#playful#romantic
😘 Flirty

"Your puzzled expression is adorably sexy."

#charm#playful#romantic

The Art of Comebacks: Style Guide

Choose the perfect comeback style for any situation

💡

Witty Comebacks

Clever wordplay and intelligent humor that shows your quick thinking without being overly harsh.

😏

Sarcastic Responses

Ironic remarks that highlight absurdity with dry humor. Best used with people who understand your sense of humor.

🔥

Savage Clapbacks

No-holds-barred responses for when someone has crossed a line. These put people in their place quickly and effectively.

😂

Funny Replies

Lighthearted responses that transform awkward moments into opportunities for laughter and connection.

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Clever Responses

Smart responses that demonstrate wit and intelligence, making the other person think twice about what they said.

🎓

Intellectual Comebacks

Thoughtful responses that demonstrate knowledge and depth, perfect for shutting down uninformed comments.

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Wholesome Replies

Kind but effective replies that defuse tension while still maintaining boundaries in a positive way.

👉

Direct Responses

Straightforward responses that get right to the point without metaphors or wordplay.

🤪

Absurd Comebacks

Unexpected and bizarre replies that confuse the other person and completely change the dynamic of the conversation.

😘

Flirty Responses

Playful responses with romantic or suggestive undertones that turn any conversation into an opportunity for connection.

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