Comebacks to "Don't Mention It"
Choose from 50 clever ways to respond when someone says "Don't Mention It" in casual situations. These witty comebacks and sharp replies will help you answer confidently with the perfect response.
"Consider it verbally erased"
"Linguistic amnesia activated"
"Words? What words?"
"Memory successfully deleted"
"My lips are now officially sealed"
"Selective memory engagement complete"
"Conversational reset button pressed"
"Information has been strategically redacted"
"Cognitive filter: optimal performance"
"Temporary communication blackout initiated"
"Oh, THAT'll happen"
"Sure, like THAT'S possible"
"Right, because I'm totally good at that"
"Brilliant suggestion, truly revolutionary"
"As if I have that superpower"
"Mentioning? Never heard of her"
"Whoopsie, my bad-dar is broken"
"Mission: Forget Successfully Accomplished"
"Talk to the selective hearing"
"Mute button: activated"
"I've already forgotten you existed"
"Congratulations, you're now invisible"
"Consider yourself unmentioned... permanently"
"Your relevance: zero"
"Error 404: Conversation not found"
"A silent acknowledgment of existential discretion"
"Cognitive suppression in progressive motion"
"Epistemological negotiation complete"
"Linguistic preservation through strategic omission"
"Philosophical non-recognition achieved"
"No worries, friend"
"We're good"
"All is well"
"You're appreciated"
"Kindness understood"
"Got it"
"Understood"
"Clear"
"Noted"
"Okay"
"Banana peels have entered the chat"
"Quantum invisibility cloak: engaged"
"Unicorns request radio silence"
"Martian communication protocols activated"
"Imaginary friend says hello"
"Some things are better left... unspoken"
"Wanna make this our little secret?"
"Hush, I'm listening"
"Tell me more about what we're not mentioning"
"Mysterious, aren't we?"
The Art of Comebacks: Style Guide
Choose the perfect comeback style for any situation
Witty Comebacks
Clever wordplay and intelligent humor that shows your quick thinking without being overly harsh.
Sarcastic Responses
Ironic remarks that highlight absurdity with dry humor. Best used with people who understand your sense of humor.
Savage Clapbacks
No-holds-barred responses for when someone has crossed a line. These put people in their place quickly and effectively.
Funny Replies
Lighthearted responses that transform awkward moments into opportunities for laughter and connection.
Clever Responses
Smart responses that demonstrate wit and intelligence, making the other person think twice about what they said.
Intellectual Comebacks
Thoughtful responses that demonstrate knowledge and depth, perfect for shutting down uninformed comments.
Wholesome Replies
Kind but effective replies that defuse tension while still maintaining boundaries in a positive way.
Direct Responses
Straightforward responses that get right to the point without metaphors or wordplay.
Absurd Comebacks
Unexpected and bizarre replies that confuse the other person and completely change the dynamic of the conversation.
Flirty Responses
Playful responses with romantic or suggestive undertones that turn any conversation into an opportunity for connection.