Comebacks to "What Do You Know?"
Choose from 50 clever ways to respond when someone says "What Do You Know?" in casual situations. These witty comebacks and sharp replies will help you answer confidently with the perfect response.
"More than you'd expect, detective."
"Enough to keep you guessing."
"Volumes hidden behind this smile."
"Curiosity's favorite mystery right here."
"Just enough to be dangerous."
"Knowledge is my superpower."
"A carefully curated collection of insights."
"The tip of an intellectual iceberg."
"Information is my middle name."
"Let's just say my brain doesn't idle."
"Oh, clearly nothing."
"Apparently, way more than you."
"Shockingly, something you don't."
"Clearly more than this conversation."
"Evidently, more than enough."
"I know I forgot my pants today."
"Enough to make a squirrel laugh."
"Just enough to be hilariously dangerous."
"That I'm terrible at trivia night."
"Mostly random useless facts."
"More than you'll ever comprehend."
"Enough to make you look stupid."
"Volumes you couldn't handle."
"Everything you're missing."
"Exponentially more than you."
"Knowledge is a perpetual journey."
"Wisdom emerges from continuous curiosity."
"Understanding transcends mere information."
"Consciousness explores infinite possibilities."
"Epistemological boundaries are fluid."
"I know I appreciate you."
"Enough to care deeply."
"More kindness than you'd expect."
"That you're amazing."
"I know we're in this together."
"I know exactly what I need to."
"The facts, plain and simple."
"Everything relevant to this moment."
"What matters right now."
"The essential truth."
"Purple elephants wear suspenders."
"Quantum cheese whispers secrets."
"Banana diplomacy is my expertise."
"Underwater basket-weaving techniques."
"Interdimensional sock puppet management."
"Enough to make you blush."
"That you're looking irresistible."
"Secrets that might intrigue you."
"How to make you smile."
"The art of catching your eye."
The Art of Comebacks: Style Guide
Choose the perfect comeback style for any situation
Witty Comebacks
Clever wordplay and intelligent humor that shows your quick thinking without being overly harsh.
Sarcastic Responses
Ironic remarks that highlight absurdity with dry humor. Best used with people who understand your sense of humor.
Savage Clapbacks
No-holds-barred responses for when someone has crossed a line. These put people in their place quickly and effectively.
Funny Replies
Lighthearted responses that transform awkward moments into opportunities for laughter and connection.
Clever Responses
Smart responses that demonstrate wit and intelligence, making the other person think twice about what they said.
Intellectual Comebacks
Thoughtful responses that demonstrate knowledge and depth, perfect for shutting down uninformed comments.
Wholesome Replies
Kind but effective replies that defuse tension while still maintaining boundaries in a positive way.
Direct Responses
Straightforward responses that get right to the point without metaphors or wordplay.
Absurd Comebacks
Unexpected and bizarre replies that confuse the other person and completely change the dynamic of the conversation.
Flirty Responses
Playful responses with romantic or suggestive undertones that turn any conversation into an opportunity for connection.